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That’s strange, I swear I said ‘Knock before you come into my room’

What my mum hears, however, is

'Barge into my room, then knock on the door’

And I think she should get her hearing tested because no matter how many times I tell her, she keeps on doing it and NEVER closes the door like I ask.

I was in my attack the other day looking for some paints for an art project,

and I came across this box literally FILLED with creepy, plastic China dolls. Some of them in plastic casing (Not their original box)

And NOBODY knows where they came from, nor when they turned up.

There is a box full of creepy dolls which turned up from nowhere in my creepy-ass attic.

I’m living in a fucking horror movie and I’ll be the first to die.



Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.




Anonymous asked:

it hurts in my hips

I was just asking because I heard that when one leg crosses over the other, it crushes a man’s penis. But then I saw my friend sitting with his legs crossed over the other and I was like ‘wtf?’ (Of course, I didn’t want to ask him if his balls were hruting…)

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